What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
14.06.2025 05:22
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
How is bestiality wrong, but killing animals for sport or trophies is considered okay?
Yes sir it is.
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
After a few moments he returns.
{RING} {RING}
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
Do you have any opinion on Japanese writer/actor Yukio Mishima?
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
Sure no problem officer.
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
HELLO